1: What's purple and ruled the world?
(Alexander the Grape!)
2: Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
3: What computer comes with the best chips?
4: One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his college class.He stood up in front of the class and said," Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence , a young man stood up. "Well , hello there.So you actually think you're an idiot?" the professor asked.
The kid replied,
"no sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
5: Why don't you see giraffes in college?
(Because they are in High School!)
6: Teacher: What are you doing, hopping into school ten minutes late?
Pupil: Well , you told me never to stroll into school ten minutes late!
7: Dinner Lady: It's very rude to reach over the table for the salt, haven't you got a tongue in your head?
Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer!
8:How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Did you ever see a rabit wearing glasses .
9: What kind of food does a Math Teacher eat ?
(Square meals!)
10:Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
Pupil: Stop taking baths?
