jokes

1: What's purple and ruled the world?

(Alexander the Grape!)

2: Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

Pupil: At launch time!

3: What computer comes with the best chips?

(A big Mac!)

4: One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his college class.He stood up in front of the class and said," Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence , a young man stood up. "Well , hello there.So you actually think you're an idiot?" the professor asked.

The kid replied,
"no sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

5: Why don't you see giraffes in college?

(Because they are in High School!)

6: Teacher: What are you doing, hopping into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well , you told me never to stroll into school ten minutes late!

7: Dinner Lady: It's very rude to reach over the table for the salt, haven't you got a tongue in your head?

Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer!

8:How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Did you ever see a rabit wearing glasses .

9: What kind of food does a Math Teacher eat ?

(Square meals!)

10:Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths?

The Trip to the Science Center

It was an early Friday morning. We were having our breakfast when Dad asked us what we should do today. He suggested to go to the Science Center and all of us agreed. We quickly packed all the things that we need and left the house.


When we reach our destination, I was very excited. There was a gigantic display of a dinosaur at the entrance. It seems to be real.We queued up at the ticket booth and bought our tickets.


The first stop was "The Mind's Eye". There was a mind boggling collection of optical illutions, featuring mesmerising and seemly impossible exhibits.

The second stop was " i-space ". It features how tecnology is applied in leisure, the house and office of the future.

The third stop was " Chemistry Exhibition ". We could explore the exciting phenomenon of chemistry and its far-reaching influence on the mordern world and our daily lifes.

The fourth stop was " waterworks " You will learn about the water cycle, evaporation, water pressure and more in 11 hands-on exhibits.

The fifth stop was "Nano Tecnology". you could peek into the science of building things at the molecular level to control the fundamental properties of matter itself.

This sixth stop was "Water H2o=Life " It features live animals , hands-on exhibit and immersive dioramas which invite you to explore the beauty and wonder of water and reveal the challengers to protecting Earth's most precious life-giving resource.

To Be Continued......

WHAT I LIKE

I LOVE TO EAT POTATO CHIPS, CHICKEN WINGS,EEL,MUTTON,DEER MEAT,BEEF AND CABBAGE.MY BEST HOBBY IS COLLECTING STICKERS AND STAMPS.I LIKE TO GO TO OVERSEAS ESPECIALLY,TAIWAN AND HONG KONG .MY BEST FRIENDS ARE LUKE ,LEWIS AND JAYR.I LIKE LION, TIGER ,HORSE AND DOGS.SOME CARTOONS LIKE POKEMON,TOM AND JERRY AND BEN10 ARE MY FAVOURITE ONES.I LIKE TO JUMP,JOGGING,SWIMMING AND RUNNING.

WRITTEN BY : PRINCE

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